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CHEATING METHODS OF THE OTHER NUMBERS EXPOSED BY THE NUMBER SEVEN
This may  sound horrible  but the  numerical nature of numbers involves cheating. Here I expose their
cheating ways  when they forget The Seven Times Table. Let's start  with the cunning  Number Ones.

ONES: When  these  guys forget  what  One times Seven is, they just  look over  the shoulder  of The  Four and see The Seven below. They always get away with it.

TWOS: When these guys forget what Two times Seven is they peep at the One and  the Four beside them. It's dishonest.

THREES: When  these  guys forget what  Three times  Seven  is they  just look at  The Two and One beside them. It's not fair.

FOURS: When these guys forget what  Four times Seven is they wink at  The Two and The Eight. It's not cricket.

FIVES: When these guys forget what  Five times Seven  is they look up at  The Three and then back
at themselves. Cheats never prosper.

SIXES: When these guys forget what  Six times Seven,  is they  look over  the shoulder  of  The Five  and above The Five. Some of them remember that Five is surrounded by Four, Two and.Six.

SEVENS: We  don't cheat. We know all our Seven Times Table. It is  our duty  to know  Seven times Seven is Forty Nine. However, we can't be expected to know all their Times Tables and if they cheat,
it is only fair that we cheat.

EIGHTS: When these guys forget what Eight times Seven is they just look up at Five and Six. It's one of the great scandals of The Seven Times Table.

NINES: When these guys forget what Nine times Seven is they just look up and laugh at The Six and Three above them They've been getting away with it  for too long. Check out The Three Times Table
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